Well another Valentine’s Day has come and gone. Were you sitting all alone, determined it would be your last V-day playing solitaire while your cat, Scruffles, watched? Well help has arrived! This blog was posted last year, but since there are still losers…er, I mean – lonely people in the world, this post bears repeating! Enjoy!
Cheapskate-A-Holics, I’m about to tell you a mind blowing secret. I am (wait for it) – single. Shocking! I know, right?! It’s certainly not by choice. The guys keep escaping from my basement. Just kidding! I don’t hogtie unsuspecting men then toss them in my basement. No! I use the trunk of my car… But, dear readers, there is an easier (and more legal) way to get a mate: Online Dating Sites!!!
There are all sorts of dating sites: Jewish, Christian, Black, Single Parents, Meet Prisoners… (You think I’m kidding? Go to Meet-An-Inmate.com.) You’re a Cheapskate-A-Holic so I know you want to go the tightwad — cough, I mean — economical route. You could go with the free dating sites, but you truly get what you pay for – nutcases who aren’t taking their medication. (Did I say that out loud?!) I recommend you go to the paid sites because the people tend to be more serious about dating, have gainful employment, and can at least afford their medication.
I just recently joined Match.com myself. They have various levels of membership for varying lengths of time. You could pay the regular prices, but I know you’re smarter than that. You want — nay, demand a discount. Love at a discount! (Oh, I just thought of a joke involving the Secret Service, but this is a family friendly website – moving on!) You can get 25% off the regular prices if you use this link: Match.com 25% offer.
Whether you sign up for 1 month, 3 months, or more, be sure to remind yourself to cancel the service before the expiration date or Match.com will automatically renew your membership. Also, I wouldn’t recommend their 3-day or 7-day free trial offers because if you decide to keep your membership, you may have to pay the regular prices to join full-time. (A lot of the discounts are for new subscribers only.) Plus, 3 or 7 days isn’t enough time to cruise all the profiles. I have to admit, there are some real hotties on Match.com. None of them are interested in me, of course, but at least I can have fun seeing the cute guys who are available, just waiting to be plucked, and throwninto my trunk… (Did I say that out loud?) Anyways, happy hunting, Cheapskate-A-Holics! I’ll expect an invite to the wedding!
Photo Credit: Top Photo: Muhammad Faizan / Flickr, License; Bottom Photo: kallao / Foter, License
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